#1 reason why today sucks balls: I got a speeding ticket.
Everything else is sucky only because I got a speeding ticket. I told the cop I was late to work (I was, and only getting later by the second) and if I was late to work again I would get into big trouble (not true). He asked me where I worked and I told him the autism clinic up the street. I thought maybe God or Zeus or Oprah would smile down upon me and send me the cop who has an autistic nephew or something and he'd let me off with a warning. NO. Oprah isn't as all powerful as people think she is. Bitch did squat for me in my time of need.
Hey! Happy Holidays! Here's a speeding ticket! Also, Santa isn't real! Have a nice day!
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